Don't approve of illustrated smut? Go elsewhere! *Ehem*...I uh...I also do commissions of this type of thing if you're interested.

If you'd like to commission me for a custom sketch please read the following....

-All requests must be sent to this email address with the word "COMMISSION" somewhere in the subject heading.
-No pictures of dudes. This is girlie, pin-up art only. I'm open to other stuff, though, so don't be shy!
-I reserve the right to decline working on any commission before I receive up-front payment.
-Clients must be registered PayPal members. No other forms of payment will be accepted.
-Clients must be satisfied with the idea of getting an 8.5" x 11" blue line sketch on thin stock, or a high resolution scan (300 dpi).
-Clients must be comfortable with having a reduced, screen-resolution "proof" pinned in this gallery. DO NOT REQUEST A COMMISSION IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR CHARACTER(S), SITUATION(S) OR SETTING(S) PINNED PUBLICLY ON THIS WEBSITE, OR OTHERWISE REPRODUCED BY THE ARTIST.
-Clients must be willing to wait if I am backlogged with other work.
-Clients must be comfortable with the rate structure listed below.
-If content is of a mature nature, clients submitting such requests must be 18 years of age or older.
-Clients are advised to be specific in their description and provide their own reference (links or small images preferred). NO UNPAID REVISIONS WILL BE DONE. Those who leave their request open-ended will be stuck with what they get, unless they are prepared to pay the same (or negotiated) rates. A small "proof" will be emailed to you before the final, print-quality image is sent.
-Clients must be comfortable with me using any positive written feedback in my testimonials section.


If you hit me up over email, I'm sure we can come to something mutally agreeable.


-How old is your character?
-What is your character's build?
-What is your character doing? (pose/action)
-What expression is on your character's face? (happy, sad, angry, confused, sultry, startled, drowsy, innocent, guilty, etc.)
-How is your character dressed?
-Does your character have any props?
-What setting/time period is your character in?


Q : Why girls?
A : Because that's what I draw most for leisure.
Q : Can I see some examples of your work?
A : Sure! Here and here.
Q : What do you personally feel makes an image "sexy?"
A : It's totally subjective of course, but so far I've broken it down to 6 things beyond a girl's measurements/racial background :
1) connection (If girl isn't looking directly at the camera, is her gaze focused SOMEWHERE intently?)
2) tactility (Is girl interacting with something – herself, her clothing, another person, an object?)
3) action (Is girl in the middle of a broader motion?)
4) camera (Is it a dramatic downshot, upshot, straight-on shot, "over the shoulder" shot, etc? The right shot can make any image more dynamic.)
5) wardrobe (Do clothes lie on her body in a pleasing way? Does her wardrobe denote vocation?)
6) personality accents (Is she wearing jewelry? Have tattoos? A funky hairdo? Wearing makeup? Carrying accessories? Using a prop?)
Q : What is your average turnaround time for a sketch?
A : That depends on whether or not I'm busy with other work at the time, and how elaborate your commission is. The goal is to keep this a fun, quick process. I do most leisure work on weekends. If you catch me at a good time, it's likely I'll finish your sketch within 10 days of approval/payment.
Q : Will you do a color commission?
A : Depends on the rate agreed upon.
Q : What if I don't want my commission pinned on autodestruct.com?
A : I pin artwork as a means of self-promotion. The versions I pin will be small and at screen-resolution, meaning they'll be suited only for show purposes, not printing and/or resale. I will not claim that any commissioned work is my own intellectual property.
Q : Will my name be seen on any of your image posts?
A : No. Your identity will remain anonymous.
Q : What if I want credit?
A : If you want your name listed, you can certainly specify. It will be assumed that each image is not my own intellectual property.
Q : What if I don't have PayPal?
A : Sorry, I don't take checks or money orders.
Q : Why do I have to pay up-front?
A : If your request is approved, you will be expected to PayPal the agreed amount before any work is started. I want to limit my commission work to those who are serious about commissions. Before any print-quality product is delivered you will be emailed a "proof" as evidence of work completed.
Q : What if I'm not satisfied with my proof?
A : I can take another crack at it for the same (or negotiated) rates, or I can just give you what I have and we'll call it quits. Remember : be specific in your description and provide your own reference!
Q : How do I know you won't just pocket my money and not do the sketch?
A : If I've gotten as far as approving your commission request, it means that, for any given reason, I must actually want to do it. I have a steady job, so ripping off random people on The Internet wouldn't be worth the effort. I do this mostly for fun, not as a secondary means of income.
Q : Will my commission be signed?
A : If you specify. I don't typically sign any of my stuff. I'm weird that way.
Q : Can I submit multiple requests at once?
A : If you like. I reserve the right to decline working on any commission before any work has been done or payment has been made. So if you want to mail a back-up request in case the first doesn't fly, be my guest.
Q : Aren't you just a little embarrassed by all this?
A : No. Are you?


"The talent of this guy is off the scale! I can't wait to see what he draws next. His monsters are freakin' cool and his girls are hot in that new porn star way."

"Great drawings, but you must be incredibly horny, shwing!"

"Something trickled in my panties...must be breaking egg whites again..."

"Never thought my childhood fantasy would be realized so vividly."

"Sexy work."